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  3. itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

    wizardstan:

    thirstywhiplash:

    andrewcentrism:

    nikkidoughnuts:

    88floors:

    The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

    Putting this on the Xmas list!

    MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

    I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

     

    DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!

    Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.

    Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.

    Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”.  Then by all means, print tiny dicks.

    Wizardstan dropping some knowledge

    (via ugivemealadyboner)

     

  4. my-deepest-regrets:

    can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    berksome:

    a happy couple might’ve got married today 

    someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

    someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

    someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

    lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

    we should celebrate 

    you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

    This textpost literally just saved my life.

    (Source: olympercy, via carlyoulilshit)

     
  5. niteoftime:

    sixpenceee:

    hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories! 

    if you wanna read more creepy stories that will scar you for life click here

    Oh I wasn’t going to sleep or anything like that

    (via ugivemealadyboner)

     

  6. bennybooboobatch:

    yzma:

    why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs

    Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt

    (via ugivemealadyboner)

     
  7. …and when I close my eyes, I see you for who you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY.” (She’s The Man, 2006)

    (Source: kingmcavoys, via carlyoulilshit)

     
  8. rihenna:

    Ellen on how the Oscars are like the Hunger Games

    (via allthefandomsbby)

     
  9. juliajm15:

    yo-hoo big Frozen genderbend dump ^———-^

    (via viria)

     

  10. "If you know what you are going to write when you’re writing a poem, it’s going to be average."
    — Derek Walcott (via writingquotes)

    (via gonerwun)